" aaaakh demeeeeera jismich sakhar!"

so heres the thing. .
I wake up every morning. curse at the damn sun for blinding me. roll out of bed. put on my jeans and tee. and stumble to my car. I get to starbucks for my morning cofee. I open the door and alas, it begins. " oooh shno hathi demeera", "cheesecake cheesecake", "ay galbe 7abetich", "oh hathi malat *****" . . and other vulgar sexual comments i cannot mention, or frankly understand how they are physically possible.
Why? i swear to you im no Angelina Jolie. Kisha, wayhe m3asib o kela nom, wala nitfat makeup, amshe 3away o cheny sheryeb l2any day5a, ay cheesecake ay Demera ay ba6ee5. oo ba3den so2al . . ely edeshon waray ely Kel ka3ab Dabaaba oo la65een wyoohum mkyaj 5athar o 7amar, wega6roon markaat men ras-hum le sas-hum. we6qg6egon eb hal 3ilch. wel masras wel extentions. . enzen Wa3a3alaya 3a6oohum Wayh. kel hal Kash5a 3alashankum ya shebeeba. wela shely e5ale el bint etgom Men fayer allah oo teksha5 3alashan etye starbux theman el sub7? laaa . . haadeen hal models, oo mjableen yours trully. ethaher style el mbahthal eyozlehum? sexy lama el bint etdish labsa m5ab5ab oo n3al oo sha3arha mdahin?
enzen oo lesh the sexual comments? walla lekum 5ulg men fayr allah etfakron chethe. 3eb. tara el geishas ely yertazon sa3aat oo Sa3aat mjablenkum E'3aroon ba3den. peace out